I have a sketching disease. I’ve seen every specialist I can find, but to no avail. I doodle with alarming frequency. I fear I’m on a downhill slide. I’m unable to recognize reality from doodality. I find myself nabbing scrap printouts at work and bringing them home so I can sketch on the backsides.
Last night I tried to eat some doodles. It took my wife 2 hours to convince me the action was inappropriate. But later that night I got up and ate them anyway.